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“Slab is murder” say meat-farmers
Over four-hundred people attend protest outside tower-farm
Childs and Aldrich tower-farm, Boyerlea: Heritage Harvests, the Land-Famers Union, today showed their outrage at the falling sales of animal-sourced meat by staging a protest outside Childs and Aldrich’s flagship tower-farm. Tractors and other farm vehicles were driven into the city as well as a herd of charolais cows. The protest comes following the tower-farm chain’s release of a new Slab drumstick product.
Jacinto Gallo, a Heritage Harvest spokesperson, said in an impassioned speech: “the fundamental paradigm that so many people have relied upon since the very dawn of humanity is reprehensively, unforgivably being made redundant by the further monopolisation of high-rise agriculture.” He blamed increasingly cheap in vitro meat for the plummeting sales of land-farmed meat, calling Childs and Aldrich’s pricing policy “so low it cuts the throats of land farmers everywhere.”
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